tsundere: hey, I just met you
tsundere: and this is crazy
tsundere: but here's my number
tsundere: b-but it's not like I want you to call me or anything!
tsundere: yandere passu
yandere: hey, I just met you
yandere: and this is crazy
yandere: but i love you a lot
yandere: so here's my number
yandere: so, call me okay?
yandere:
yandere:
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
